“I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask nicely.”
“Awkwardness is my natural state.”
“I’m just naturally weird, and I like that about myself.”
“Comedy, to me, is just really being honest.”
“I have a dark sense of humor, and I think that comes from being Puerto Rican.”
“I don’t want to be cool. I want to be myself.”
“We’re all just pretending to be adults anyway.”
“I never feel more alive than when I’m making people uncomfortable.”
“I love playing unhinged characters. It feels right.”
“Sarcasm is a language I’m fluent in.”
“I love the absurd; it’s where I feel at home.”
“I can’t be anything but honest, even if it gets me into trouble.”
“I find power in embracing the parts of myself that are strange.”
“Normal is boring; weird is wonderful.”
“I love characters who are unapologetically themselves.”
“My dream is to make people laugh and cringe at the same time.”
“It’s fun to play characters that don’t follow the rules.”
“I’m drawn to chaos—it makes life interesting.”
“Deadpan is my superpower.”
“I don’t think there’s a right way to be funny. You just have to be yourself.”
“I’ve never been afraid of looking ridiculous.”
“I like people who aren’t afraid to be awkward.”
“My sense of humor is definitely not for everyone.”
“I love to say the things that other people are too afraid to say.”
“Life’s too short to take everything seriously.”
“I think my job is to push boundaries, not play it safe.”
“There’s nothing funnier than the truth.”
“I’m not afraid to make people uncomfortable; I think it’s healthy.”
“The best comedy comes from a place of truth and vulnerability.”
“I’m a firm believer that laughter can cure almost anything.”
“I don’t think anyone should have to fit into a box.”
“I thrive on unpredictability—it’s where creativity lives.”
“It’s okay to be a little weird; it’s what makes us human.”
“I love characters who are misunderstood.”
“You don’t have to be likable to be relatable.”
“My favorite kind of comedy is the kind that sneaks up on you.”
“I’m not interested in being anyone’s idea of perfect.”
“Sometimes the most serious moments can be the funniest.”
“I’ve always found beauty in the strange and unexpected.”
“I don’t think humor has to make sense to be funny.”
“I’m not afraid to embrace my awkwardness.”
“I think the funniest moments are the ones that feel the most real.”
“I love people who are unapologetically themselves.”
“It’s liberating to stop caring what people think.”
“I think humor can be a powerful way to connect with people.”
“Being weird is my way of being authentic.”
“I think comedy should challenge you, not just comfort you.”
“I’m drawn to characters who are a little offbeat.”
“The best stories come from embracing the chaos of life.”
“I think the key to life is learning to laugh at yourself.”