“I’m not looking for anything new. I’m a creature of habit.”
“I think the reason I’m a comedian is because I really don’t like confrontation.”
“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
“I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know what it feels like to fail. And I don’t want to feel that again.”
“With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.”
“I still feel like a kid on set, just having fun.”
“I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll be in a movie.’ That wasn’t my goal.”
“I go out and do stand-up gigs. I’m a stand-up comic, and I’m paid to make people laugh.”
“I think I’m playing grown-up because when you grow up, your humor changes.”
“I guess it’s funnier from a kid’s point of view to see an adult getting into childish things.”
“My comedy doesn’t come from an angry place; it comes from a happy place.”
“I’m constantly trying to make my family laugh and be playful.”
“I think the biggest reason I took on serious roles was just to challenge myself.”
“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”
“I’m glad I get to keep making people laugh.”
“I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.”
“It’s all about being yourself and staying true to what you believe in.”
“I didn’t want to be the guy who fell down in every movie.”
“I do love the idea of people talking about me in a good way.”
“The people who have watched my movies over and over are my best friends.”
“I don’t laugh at me. I laugh at my own jokes.”
“I’m filthy rich. Why else would I do a sequel?”
“My comedy style is to have some good time jokes.”
“I think when you start losing money in your personal life, you’re probably doing the wrong thing.”
“I get excited at the idea of doing something I’ve never done before.”
“I think the worst thing in life is when you grow up and realize no one cares about you.”
“I love movies where you can still have fun in the middle of an emotional moment.”
“Acting is what I do. It’s what I’m good at.”
“I’m never as happy as when I’m talking to my mom.”
“I think about stuff like, if someone falls down, how funny it would be.”
“I don’t want people to love me for who I am pretending to be.”
“I feel like I’ve gotten better at acting, but I still don’t know what I’m doing.”
“I just want to make people laugh, and that’s the most important thing in my life.”
“I don’t get any ideas about being a legend. That’s so embarrassing.”
“I think kids are the funniest thing. They just laugh at everything.”
“I’d much rather be a man who lost his way than a man who never found it.”
“I’m a big kid. I like goofing around.”
“I only play nice guys in movies because I can’t pull off playing a mean guy.”
“I’m very protective of my personal life.”
“My biggest fear in life is not succeeding.”
“I make movies because I love to, and I’m lucky I get paid for it.”
“I used to think I needed all this stuff to be happy. Then I realized all I need is family.”
“I don’t like leaving home. I love it here.”
“I can’t sing, but I love to sing.”
“I’m a dad first, and a movie star second.”
“All I ever wanted to do was make people laugh.”
“My family means more to me than anything in the world.”
“People who tell me they grew up with my movies make me feel like I did something right.”
“The best part of my day is coming home and having dinner with my wife and kids.”
“Life’s not always perfect, but I wouldn’t change a thing.”