Humor Quotes

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” – Mark Twain

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

“If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.” – Erma Bombeck

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Humor is the sunshine of the mind.” – Edward Bulwer-Lytton

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge

“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” – William Arthur Ward

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov

“I have a great sense of humor, which is lucky because I have a terrible sense of everything else.” – Unknown

“Humor is reason gone mad.” – Groucho Marx

“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.” – Lucy Maud Montgomery

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh—at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

“A joke is a very serious thing.” – Winston Churchill

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain

“A good laugh is sunshine in the house.” – William Makepeace Thackeray

“Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.” – Langston Hughes

“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.” – Elsa Maxwell

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen

“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” – Roald Dahl

“The best jokes are the ones you can laugh at more than once.” – Unknown

“If you’re too busy to laugh, you’re too busy.” – Unknown

“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all.” – Mark Twain

“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower

“Laughter is like a windshield wiper. It doesn’t stop the rain, but it allows us to keep going.” – Unknown

“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom.” – Taki

“Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” – Lord Byron

“People with a sense of humor are like a breath of fresh air to the world.” – Unknown

“Humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James

“Life’s too mysterious to take it too seriously.” – Mary Engelbreit

“A good laugh heals a lot of hurts.” – Madeleine L’Engle

“Life is better when you’re laughing.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life’s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.” – Lewis Mumford

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing.” – Jarod Kintz

“A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at oneself without being the joke.” – Unknown

“Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.” – Allen Klein

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings

“Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.” – James Thurber

“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” – Charles de Gaulle

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.” – William Makepeace Thackeray

“The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” – Bennett Cerf

“Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.” – Leo Rosten

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.” – Bill Cosby

“Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble.” – Taylor Jenkins Reid

“A sense of humor is like a needle and thread; it stitches life’s bad moments together into something manageable.” – Unknown

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.” – Maya Angelou

“Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.” – Walt Disney

“Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change.” – Unknown

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