“I’m not a good guy, but I’m not a bad guy either.”
“Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself, because if you don’t, someone else will.”
“Life’s too short to be serious all the time.”
“The only thing that’s funny is the truth.”
“I always tell people, ‘Don’t take life too seriously.’”
“You have to embrace your flaws and just laugh about them.”
“I’ve made my career out of saying things that nobody else would say.”
“Comedy is about timing. And having the courage to say what’s on your mind.”
“When you don’t care, that’s when people pay attention.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re in trouble.”
“I don’t apologize for what I say, because it’s real. It’s honest.”
“The funniest people are the ones who aren’t afraid to offend.”
“You gotta keep going, even when things are tough.”
“The best way to deal with life’s challenges is to laugh them off.”
“If you can’t take a joke, don’t be in show business.”
“I’m just a regular guy, but I say things that make people uncomfortable.”
“Comedy is a way to say things that people are thinking but don’t have the guts to say.”
“I’m all about making people laugh, but I do it on my own terms.”
“In the end, all you can do is make people laugh, that’s what they remember.”
“Laughter is a great way to disarm people, and I use it as my weapon.”
“Life’s too short to hold back—say whatever’s on your mind.”
“Sometimes you have to shock people to get their attention.”
“I’m not here to be politically correct, I’m here to make you laugh.”
“You can’t take life too seriously, it’s just a big joke.”
“I say what people are thinking, but too afraid to say out loud.”
“If you want to make it in this business, you have to have thick skin.”
“A great joke is just something that makes people think and laugh at the same time.”
“People laugh because they recognize the truth in what I say.”
“You don’t need to be perfect to be funny, you just need to be real.”
“Comedy is about taking risks, not playing it safe.”
“A sense of humor is the best tool you can have to get through life.”
“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong.”
“It’s all about the delivery. You can say anything, as long as you say it right.”
“Humor is the best way to deal with a tough situation.”
“I love making people laugh. That’s what I was born to do.”
“Life’s too short to play it safe. Say what you feel, and let the chips fall where they may.”
“You can’t be afraid of what people think of you, you just have to do you.”
“The best comedy comes from the most unexpected places.”
“I’m a realist, and I tell it like it is.”
“It’s not about making fun of people, it’s about making fun of life.”
“You can either cry about it, or you can laugh about it.”
“Being funny isn’t about making fun of others, it’s about making light of yourself.”
“What’s the point of holding back? Just say what you think.”
“Comedy is all about timing, and sometimes that’s all you need.”
“You’ve got to be willing to go there, even if it’s uncomfortable.”
“I’ve never been afraid to take risks with my comedy.”
“People laugh because I say the things they don’t want to say themselves.”
“If you can’t laugh, what’s the point?”
“The best jokes are the ones that have some truth to them.”
“I never try to be offensive, I just try to be real and make people laugh.”